tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10157815436777868192024-02-07T21:46:43.901-08:00Lucu AntarabangsaTenangkan Jiwa Anda Disini!!Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.comBlogger54125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-41907754077030137882011-03-27T09:29:00.000-07:002011-03-27T09:29:44.492-07:00Aku Tutup Blog ini Sekarang!!!Assalamualaikum dan Selamat Sejahtera semua..<br />
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Setelah memikir sedalam-dalamnya, aku mengambil keputusan drastik untuk menamatkan perkhidmatan blog ini.<br />
Tapi aku bukan berhenti untuk berblog.. Harap bertenang semua.. hehe<br />
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Sekarang ini, aku akan fokus kepada 1 blog aku yang baru.. Sebab itu pakai domain sendiri.<br />
Aku pun tak nak pening-pening kepala pasal blog ini..<br />
Jadi, aku fokus blog terbaru aku itu..<br />
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Blog baru aku itu, tak macam blog ini... Di blog baru itu, semua benda akan aku sumbat dalam itu.<br />
Tak macam blog ini, yang hanya mengandungi cerita lucu saja..<br />
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Terima kasih kepada pembaca setia blog ini.<br />
Kalau siapa nak copy entri blog lucu ini, ambil ja.. hehehe<br />
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Sekian. Harap maklum..<br />
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Sila lah ke blog terbaru aku.. <a href="http://akumizi.com/">KLIK SINI</a>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-6860888269311989162011-03-20T21:21:00.000-07:002011-03-20T21:21:40.495-07:00Susahnya Sembahyang Maghrib<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOUJ63l-a6g7I72Y9kLfaCgVgPnycUGFfhAQiHY6Mfi17eFFeJ9D4nvHdU7l_di7Ap_OVxER2u6qckv7XBhJn37_Y7mlfC7_AqGMPEDhP-R7SzJZnRWb0CQafg6mEKjeTrnAR-V5fwYk4/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOUJ63l-a6g7I72Y9kLfaCgVgPnycUGFfhAQiHY6Mfi17eFFeJ9D4nvHdU7l_di7Ap_OVxER2u6qckv7XBhJn37_Y7mlfC7_AqGMPEDhP-R7SzJZnRWb0CQafg6mEKjeTrnAR-V5fwYk4/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"pak kasim seorang yg tamak harta.. Dia menawarkan anak dara suntinya</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">yg cun melecun kepada golongan yg kaya raya sahaja..suatu hari datang</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">la seman, seorang usahawan muda ingin melamar anak pak kasim. Beliau cukup sifat tanpa cacat cela tetapi beliau malas sembahyang.</div><a name='more'></a><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Setelah 3 hari berkahwin.. Seman masih duk kat umah mentuanya. Setelah azan maghrib berkumandang..pak kasim mengajak seman utk solat maghrib berjamaah.seman gelabah.. Sebelum ini dia tak pernah sembahyang. Lalu seman masuk ke bilik untuk menemui isterinya. "yang.. Camner ni.. Abg tak penah sembahyang ni"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"takpe bang.. Abg ikut je ape yg ayah buat" isterinya berbisik</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">perlahan.. Seman pun keluar untuk sembahyang bersama pak kasim.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Setelah pak kasim takbir.. Seman ikut takbir... Lalu pak kasim membaca surah alfatihah..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"bismillahirrahmanirrahim..." seman pun turut membaca bismillah dengan lantang... "bismillahirrahmanirrahim..."</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">aisyh! Pelik menantu aku ni. Mazhab mana yg dia ikut? Setahu aku imam</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">je yg baca kuat.. Getus hati pak kasim.. Pak kasim buat selamba. Dia terus membaca surah al-fatihah. Seman pun turut membaca surah al-fatihah dgn kuat seolah-olah seorang budak yg baru nak belajar mengaji.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Pak kasim pelik.. Lalu dia terus berpaling ke belakang utk melihat</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">seman. Seman turut berpaling ke belakang kerana mengikut gerak langkah pak kasim. "ish! Gila ke menantu aku ni??"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">pak kasim berjalan ke depan utk menjauhkan diri dari seman. Leman turut berjalan ke depan mengikut langkah pak kasim. Pak kasim terus melarikan diri melalui pintu depan dan terus menuju kesawah di tepi rumahnya.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Seman terus berlari mengejar pak kasim sampai ke tepi sawah. Tiba-tiba pak kasim tergelincir lalu jatuh ke dalam sawah padi. Seman pun turut menjatuhkan badannya ke dalam sawah seolah-olah tergelincir.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Pak kasim pun terus bertanya kepada seman. "seman. Apesal yg ko ikut aku sampai ke sawah ni?" "ayah.. Susah ye nak sembahyang maghrib ni. Baru saya tau. Sampai kena berlari.."</div><div><br />
</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-54371699207790123422011-03-20T21:18:00.000-07:002011-03-20T21:18:46.541-07:00Kisah Penjual Ayam<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3GxZxKc8p17a1rE-EQ8abeIAoeZPamhQSc-TuiSR-TWEwZ6r2yKw8bs2xdoX4Tc-wtzyFYISr3Wcj35LoteEiSUAwkdCl8Njj2hcD5Q9vdLvGAO3EhMZLFV9HRryAhhKEr_CICb9IHwg/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg3GxZxKc8p17a1rE-EQ8abeIAoeZPamhQSc-TuiSR-TWEwZ6r2yKw8bs2xdoX4Tc-wtzyFYISr3Wcj35LoteEiSUAwkdCl8Njj2hcD5Q9vdLvGAO3EhMZLFV9HRryAhhKEr_CICb9IHwg/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Pada suatu hari ada seorang lelaki kaya ingin mengadakan</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">kenduri untuk anaknya. Untuk itu dia ke bandar untuk membeli ayam di kedai Pak Romee.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Lelaki kaya: "Saya ingin memesan 100 ekor ayam untuk esok, ini alamat saya</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">(seraya memberikan kadnya)." Pak Romee: "Baik tuan,saya akan suruh anak buah saya</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">untuk menghantarkannya ke rumah tuan." Selepas itu, Pak Romee memanggil anak</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">buahnya yang bernama Ehwan Afendi dan memberikan arahan...</div><a name='more'></a><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Pak Romee: "Wan, tolong hantar 100 ekor ayam esok ke alamat ini (sambil memberikan</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">kad lelaki kaya tadi)."</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Ehwan : "hantar ayam? Beres Tuan !"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Esoknya dengan menunggang motor si Ehwan pergi menghantar100</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">ekor ayam tersebut. 50 ekor diletakkan di sebelah kanan dan 50 ekor</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">lagi diletakkan di sebelah kiri. Akan tetapi malangnya, di tengah perjalanan</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">dia terjatuh dari motornya..., ayam-ayam yang dia bawa langsung terlepas</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">dan lari bertempiaran. Orang ramai datang untuk mengetahui keadaan si</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Ehwan. Tetapi si Ehwan tidak apa2 malah ketawa terbahak-bahak. Seseorang</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">diantara meraka datang bertanya, mungkin dia merasa khuatir kerana melihat</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">si Ehwan ketawa ...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Orang yg bertanya : "Bang, abang tak apa-apa kan... ? Kepalanya tak</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">sakit kan?"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Ehwan : "Ha... ha... ha... !"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Orang yang bertanya : "Bang, kenapa bang ?"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Ehwan: "Ha... ha... ha..., dasar ayam-ayam bodoh, mereka</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">nak lari ke mana? alamatnya kan ada pada aku... Hua.. ha.. ha.. ha....."</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-44982534094317597152011-03-20T09:04:00.000-07:002011-03-20T09:04:42.475-07:00Minumlah Arak<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnGRxQFrzUFHAuEKhRn3wwm_bSCtRSzq9wlLeI4tuZox4cU1jwD15y7SaT6ZTJsWbcKaCxNgu9liCGROQRxfA-4s5Vp3NH8SebKkDpzT6JydseE0DYXEkYefczFqnagSV1NtnJA4zgj9w/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnGRxQFrzUFHAuEKhRn3wwm_bSCtRSzq9wlLeI4tuZox4cU1jwD15y7SaT6ZTJsWbcKaCxNgu9liCGROQRxfA-4s5Vp3NH8SebKkDpzT6JydseE0DYXEkYefczFqnagSV1NtnJA4zgj9w/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Satu hari di waktu pagi disebuah sek rendah. terdapat seorang cikgu yang bername man ( bukan name sebenar ) . ketika sedang megajar muridnya iaitu budak darjah 3 cikgu man membawa dua biji cawan . 2 ekor cacing dan sebotol arak. cikgu man kemudiannya menuangkan arak kedalam satu cawan dan cawan yang satu lagi di isi air biasa. kemudian cikgu man memasukkan cacing kedalam kedua dua cawan tersebut. tidak lama kemudian cacing didalam cawan yang ber isi arak itu pon mati. tetapi cacing yang berada dalam air biasa tue still alive. cikgu man pon betanya kepada murid-murid nya,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">murid2 : minumlah arak untuk membunuh cacing dalam perut kite cikgu..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">cikgu man : ................................</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-77974737361391317312011-03-20T08:55:00.000-07:002011-03-20T08:55:41.498-07:00Hotel Apa Macam Ni!!!<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjry-m67fC7Y09KvIKqDkw8KCC5YCHIHmRLHKnxFH6nHMnjPOWPppqDApHDg8p7zqN_a_fW2G326EVxOSRxp4oFmyG3-LJcmWGoxumrbAs4RPryZkeaBqbNlWZjFuUu-DfDdqLkS4BGOSk/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjry-m67fC7Y09KvIKqDkw8KCC5YCHIHmRLHKnxFH6nHMnjPOWPppqDApHDg8p7zqN_a_fW2G326EVxOSRxp4oFmyG3-LJcmWGoxumrbAs4RPryZkeaBqbNlWZjFuUu-DfDdqLkS4BGOSk/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Mary Sue datang ke sebuah kota besar untuk pertama kalinya. Dia check-in di sebuah hotel mewah dan seorang pelayan membawakan begnya menuju ke bilik yang Mary Sue akan menginap.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Mary Sue mengikuti langkah-langkah pelayan itu dan ketika pelayan tersebut menutup pintu, Mary Sue melihat ke sekeliling dan marah-marah kepada pelayan tersebut.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"Anak muda, aku mungkin tua dan kekampungan, tapi tidak bererti aku ini bodoh! Aku membayar mahal untuk tinggal di hotel ini tapi bilik ini bukanlah bilik yang sesuai dengan bayaran itu! Bilik ini begitu kecil, tidak</div><a name='more'></a> ada kemudahan, tidak ada televisyen, bahkan tempat tidur pun tidak ada!"<br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"Nyonya, ini adalah lif" jawab pelayan tu selamber.</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-27863105749315490452011-03-20T08:49:00.000-07:002011-03-20T08:49:24.100-07:00Menyamar<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6NjcxWE-mrum09A0HnT1zO3vxxsbw59uiBnmb25ggVHTRoOa1hL4pqoDucxOhsb-aO-Ua9OJVnyP51wCZ1sEx4CeSzIzndpejyyxJK-P8r3oLYbko-yX9MNd-IUfvhO8ivIRIWju5r4s/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg6NjcxWE-mrum09A0HnT1zO3vxxsbw59uiBnmb25ggVHTRoOa1hL4pqoDucxOhsb-aO-Ua9OJVnyP51wCZ1sEx4CeSzIzndpejyyxJK-P8r3oLYbko-yX9MNd-IUfvhO8ivIRIWju5r4s/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><br />
<div style="text-align: center;"></div><div style="text-align: center;">Pulang dari kekalahan dalam sebuah perlawanan persahabatan... pemain-pemain bolasepak Kg. Pandan</div><div style="text-align: center;">dirundung rasa malu yang amat sangat.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Kerana itu Hashim dan Roslan bercadang untuk menyamar agar tidak dikenali orang.</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Hashim yang menyamar sebagai koboi.. berjalan-jalan kekedai di kampungnya...</div><div style="text-align: center;">Tiba-tiba seorang nenek menegurnya.. "Hey Hashim..."</div><a name='more'></a><br />
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</div><div style="text-align: center;">Kerana terkejut yang beliau masih dikenali orang... dia segera mengubah penyamarannya..</div><div style="text-align: center;">kali ini sebagai Syeikh Arab....</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Sekali lagi dia keluar ke kedai untuk membeli barang...</div><div style="text-align: center;">Untuk kali kedua dia bertembung dengan nenek....</div><div style="text-align: center;">Dalam hatinya berkata.. Dia takkan mengenali aku lagi.."</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Tiba-tiba nenek berkata " Hey Hashim"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Kerana kehairanan yang amat sangat...</div><div style="text-align: center;">"Maaf , bagaimana nenek dapat mengenali saya?"</div><div style="text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: center;">Nenek itu menjawab..</div><div style="text-align: center;">"La engkau ni... ini aku la... Roslan!"</div><div><br />
</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-80351522587335624612011-03-16T12:41:00.000-07:002011-03-16T12:41:51.415-07:00Ponteng Sembahyang Jumaat<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTRkK0yBRv3YbKHPtG-SgsQq7JHhCl02lKu1RDyPvjqDG_XpDNqtEajEo4LtiuUvAcIrnNXkZDQSOzrZRvB-tyAT0ZhQJZDfIj8vfve1rGmkDwX54Dfbd-pNtHBfXqr1m0LwwDWqp7OiU/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgTRkK0yBRv3YbKHPtG-SgsQq7JHhCl02lKu1RDyPvjqDG_XpDNqtEajEo4LtiuUvAcIrnNXkZDQSOzrZRvB-tyAT0ZhQJZDfIj8vfve1rGmkDwX54Dfbd-pNtHBfXqr1m0LwwDWqp7OiU/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Alkisah... .. Seorang lelaki islam ponteng sembahyang Jumaat, sebaliknya dia masuk hutan untuk memburu beruang.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Sedang dia terhendap2 di dalam semak, tiba2 dia berlanggar dengan seekor beruang.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Dia begitu terkejut sehingga senapangnya tercampak lalu tergelungsur ke dalam jurang.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Dia pula tergolek ke arah lain, jatuh ke atas batu dan KRAKKKK! Kedua2 kakinya patah. Jangan risau .. ini bukanlah berita buruk ok. Ada lagi .. Berita buruknya adalah beruang tadi terus menghambatnya, sedangkan dia dah tak boleh bergerak lagi.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">"Ya Allah," doa lelaki tersebut,"Ampunilah dosaku kerana ponteng sembahyang berjemaah pada hari Jumaat yang mulia ini .. Ampunilah aku ya Allah ..</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">makbulkan hajat ku ini .. jadikanlah beruang yang memburuku Muslim yang</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">beriman .. tolong ya Allah! Aminnn.."</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tiba2 guruh berdentum! Beruang tadi tiba2 terhenti betul2 di hadapan lelaki tadi. Sambil menadah kedua2 kaki depannya ke langit .. beruang tersebut pun berdoa,</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
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</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-3882306031721739422011-03-16T12:39:00.000-07:002011-03-16T12:39:21.039-07:00Pintu Garage Terbuka 18sx<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc0CM7NZHh7uxD3iVArSbdEWbFSG4fF56yrAXQUzcs6puZQjoN5VyuhiutsFdrX-v4ayJs5apsz-IIJ3WR24Gr-quhO6W8kLK8LAABSBlCStmaRlw_8PYzXdoOR4ELAlFwHAx9v-ajDVg/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgc0CM7NZHh7uxD3iVArSbdEWbFSG4fF56yrAXQUzcs6puZQjoN5VyuhiutsFdrX-v4ayJs5apsz-IIJ3WR24Gr-quhO6W8kLK8LAABSBlCStmaRlw_8PYzXdoOR4ELAlFwHAx9v-ajDVg/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></span></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;"><br />
</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Alkisah ada seorang lelaki yang berusia lewat 50an dan bekerja sebagai</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">CEO disebuah syarikat yang besar di KL... Pada suatu hari tu... Boss ni</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">memanggil la dia punya seketeri masuk ke ofisnya... seperti biasa</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">seketerinya pun masukla...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Tolong buatkan saya surat untuk kita punya client...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Si Boss ni pun mula la cakap dia punya mukadimahnya.. biasa la Boss...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">malas nak tulis... cakap punya cakap... Boss ni pun bangun... dan</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">berjalan-jalan pusing-pusing meja sambil tangan masuk dalam poket seluar...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">10 minit kemudian acara mengarang ayat pun habis... si</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">seketeri pun mula bersuara...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Seketeri : Boss... pagi tadi kan... masa saya nak datang ke Ofis...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">saya nampak pintu garage boss terbuka...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Boss : (Dalam keadaan kelam kabut) ye ke... tak apa, nanti saya call</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">rumah... terima kasih...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Si seketeri pun blah balik ke meja dia... dan si Boss</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">pun call rumah dia tanya wife dia...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Boss : Yang... tolong tengokkan garage rumah kita... pintu dia terbuka</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">la...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Bini : Tak la bang... baru tadi saya tengok... mana ada terbuka...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Boss : Iye... terbuka... cuba pergi tengok semula.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Bini : Tidakkkkk, tertutup... saya tahu la bang...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Boss : Pergi la tengok... kalau tak terbuka macam mana orang boleh</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">nampak?????</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Bini : Okay la... okay la...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Setelah setengah jam kemudian... masa Boss ni tengah relek-relek...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">baru dia perasan yang zip seluar dia terbuka... (dah memang perangai dia</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">tak suka pakai underware... ) maka nampaklah... mengelabahlah si Boss ni</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">memikirkan mana macam nak cover malu kat seketeri dia tu... dan petang yang</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">sama juga...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Boss : Errr... tadi pagi masa you nampak garage I terbuka... ada tak</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">you nampak BMW kat dalam tu?</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Seketeri : Tak... yang I nampak cuma ada 'Mini Cooper'</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">dengan dua tayar depannya pancit!!!!!...</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: justify;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">Boss : $@#@>.,^(&</span></div><div style="text-align: justify;"><br />
</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-74544096281449414932011-03-15T07:31:00.001-07:002011-03-15T07:31:55.144-07:00Ferrari vs Evo 7 vs Kancil<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWRjr8SxKmECasMbcUQdbLJicvRKmYX7ODMpg20fE_g8nQv2ZiycCgts1q3yPJaOSjM0yY7x1xhxvMvFGMyu_szGaivYNmniwconEDDB2zqzNKXPP-17-yumLBFZbX38Hsa8OveI5TTWo/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgWRjr8SxKmECasMbcUQdbLJicvRKmYX7ODMpg20fE_g8nQv2ZiycCgts1q3yPJaOSjM0yY7x1xhxvMvFGMyu_szGaivYNmniwconEDDB2zqzNKXPP-17-yumLBFZbX38Hsa8OveI5TTWo/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Pada suatu malam yang hening dan sunyi di lebuhraya</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">utara selatan kelihatan sebuah kancil putih tersadai di sebelah lane</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">kerosakan. Ada orang tua yang berdiri disebelahnya,pemilik kancil tu</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">sedang berjalan kehulu kehilir cuba menahan kereta supaya membantu.tidak</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">ada sebuah kereta pun berhenti.tiba-tiba datangla sebuah kereta evo</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">7 berhenti di sebelah kancil tadi.</div><a name='more'></a><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"Ada apa nie pakcik,kereta rosak ke?"tanya pemuda</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">berusia dalam lingkungan 20an."a'ha rosak "jawap pakcik tu simple</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">aje....</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"Ok,cam nie,saya ada tali nanti saya ikat kat kereta</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">saya dan saya tarik kereta pakcik sampai tol"mamat nie bagi idea.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"worrait gak tu...", tapi....nanti kalau pakcik rasa awak bawak laju</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">pakcik akan hon dan bagi high beam"</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"Ok pakcik"..mamat nie pun ikatlah tali kat kereta</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">kancil didepan dan hujungnya diikat dibelakang bumper evonye.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">dia pun jalanla..dengan slow dan berhati-hati. Dalam lima</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">kilometer mamat nie laju le sikit,apalagi pakcik tu pun hon dan bagi</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">high beam la kat mamat tu.Mamat tu pun slowkan balik..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Tiba-tiba ada sebuah ferrari datang dari belakang dan</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">press minyak kat mamat evo7.apa lagi,jiwa muda patang dicabar,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">dia pun tekan la minyak rapat nak kejar ferrari nie...lupa la pulak dia</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">dengan kancil org tua yg diikat kat belakang kereta dia.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Orang tua tu punya la hangin satu badan,dia pun hon dan bagi hi beam</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">bagai nak rak.Mamat evo7 tu dah tak sedar dah angin punya pasal.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Kebetulan pilak polis ada buat speed trap kat</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">bawah jambatan.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Vrooommm......bedesup peginye... ini dah lebih speed limit nie...kate polis nie..cecah</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">250kmj memasing nie... Dia pun contact la kengkawan dia kat depan supaya saman</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">kereta-kereta yg laju nie...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">"Over..over,ada tiga buah kenderaan memandu melebihi had laju,sebuah</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">ferrari,sebuah evo7 dan sebuah lagi kalau aku cakap korang mesti tak</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">percaye punye.........sebuah kancil putih tengah cucuk angin evo7 tu</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">dan bagi hon dan hi beam nak potong!!!'</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-55081759660347594302011-03-15T07:23:00.000-07:002011-03-15T07:25:18.127-07:00Kenapa Aku Letih Bekerja?<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq9WDUbXn4umKr2P9loOWSImDZCds968SK4j5cBra4-TirVbY-eLC9OzCqAZPdSahJlp_9myCiXuoaBeo04XOltXSabs0xiRNhYR7lDPMNr8XTL6lQ-xgYtOACknJxoS9f4H41psCNQP0/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhq9WDUbXn4umKr2P9loOWSImDZCds968SK4j5cBra4-TirVbY-eLC9OzCqAZPdSahJlp_9myCiXuoaBeo04XOltXSabs0xiRNhYR7lDPMNr8XTL6lQ-xgYtOACknJxoS9f4H41psCNQP0/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Selama beberapa tahun aku telah merungut kerana kurang tidur dan terlalu</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">banyak tekanan dalam hidup, akan tetapi sekarang kini aku tahu kenapa ianya</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">berlaku (the real reason) :</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Aku keletihan kerana terlebih kerja... nak tau kenapa? Di bawah ini aku akan</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">tunjukkan kenapa aku mempunyai beban kerja yang lebih dan ianya adalah benar</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">dan bukan rekaan aku :</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Populasi penduduk Malaysiasekarang adalah 23 juta orang.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">1.7 juta darinya sudah bersara.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Jadi tinggal 21.3 juta orang.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><a name='more'></a><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">1.3 juta pula adalah golongan kanak2 bawah 6 tahun.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Jadi tinggal 20 juta orang.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dari 20 juta ini, 7 juta masih belajar (tadika, sekolah, kolej,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Universiti dll).</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Jadi tinggal 13 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dari 13 juta ini, 5 juta orang adalah pekerja kerajaan yang pergi kerja tapi</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">tak buat kerja.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Jadi tinggal 8 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Tolak 3 juta orang yang duduk dalam hutan (tentera darat) pasal</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">diorang nie nak kerja macam mana... tinggal dalam hutan.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dah tinggal 5 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja....</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dari jumlah itu, tolak 2.7 juta orang yang menganggur dan tak der kerja,</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">surirumah, pekerja yang kena VSS, orang2 tua, fresh university student, kena</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">buang kerja dll).</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Tinggallah 2.3 juta orang yang boleh buat kerja.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dari jumlah ini, sebanyak 1,215,512 orang dilaporkan sakit dan kini</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">berada di dalam hospital di seluruh Malaysia(tak kiralah hospital swasta ke</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">atau hospital kerajaan dan ini termasuklah hospital gila).</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dah tinggal 1,084,488 orang yang boleh buat kerja....</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Sekarang ini mengikut bancian terkini, terdapat 1,084,486 orang di dalam</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">penjara dan Pusat Serenti di seluruh negara.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Jadi dah tinggal 2 orang yang boleh buat kerja...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dan 2 orang itu adalah engkau dan aku...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Dari dua orang ini... engkau SEKARANG INI masih duduk depan komputer, main</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">internet, main games, reading jokes, membaca email, main chat dan tak buat</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">kerja langsung... jadi tinggallah Aku sorang yang buat kerja dalam Malaysia</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">nie...</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">Jadi sedarlah skit.... dahhhh..!!! pi buat kerja!!!</div><div><br />
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</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">ni perihal sorang mamat yg baru dpt motor.. so g kekedai la nak beli minyak..dia singgah jap kedai..survey minyak..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">mamat motor : bang minyak mana yg ok ni..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">tokey kedai : hah.. abg syorkan guna minyak max5 ni.. pelinciran dia bagus..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">mamat motor : yg lain bang..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">tokey kedai : hah.. castrol ni pun ok gak.. jauh bleh pegi ni..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">tokey kedai : takpun.. amik shell ni murah skit..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">mamat motor : emm..</div><a name='more'></a><br />
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">tokey kedai : kalau motor adik ni.. pakai petronas je pun dah ok..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">tokey kedai : so.. adik nak beli yg mana satu ni?</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">mamat motor : emm..sory la bang..mak adik pesan suruh beli minyak masak seri murni je takdi..</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">tokey kedai : %^&*%^..aku bakar jugak budak ni ngan minyak tanah kang..</div><div><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Mamat seorang setiausaha peribadi yg banyak menyimpan rahsia syarikat.</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Pada satu hari Mamat kena kidnap oleh gangster...</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">"Baik ngkau bagitau semua rahsia syarikat... kalau tak aku suntik</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">ngkau<a name='more'></a></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">dengan virus HIV!" kata gangster sambil mengacukan alat penyuntik kat</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Mamat.</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">"Nak cucuk, cucuklah. Sampai mati pon aku takkan recahkan rahsia</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">syarikat"</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">jawab Mamat.</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Gangster tu pun bengang lalu dia suntik Mamat. "semoga ngkau mati kena</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Aids!" kata gangster tu & blah dari situ...</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Mamat gelak sorang-sorang "mana boleh kena Aids... dia tak tau aku</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">pakai kondom! hehehe..."</div></span>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-28099341433766538042011-03-15T07:09:00.000-07:002011-03-15T07:09:38.894-07:00Bersalin Dalam Lif<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbMz8yhFNXlVI5BBEAun4ij3DYphdYljUboyrJ0w92_IYNPiCGvV4vIjlUV843E40Kps5teiHwq0nlrYNeFrep5zkfDX9Flm2y4znbPWz2BvoLMFj6HZU9FHR9OkNi7x3I4J40nT2LU6A/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbMz8yhFNXlVI5BBEAun4ij3DYphdYljUboyrJ0w92_IYNPiCGvV4vIjlUV843E40Kps5teiHwq0nlrYNeFrep5zkfDX9Flm2y4znbPWz2BvoLMFj6HZU9FHR9OkNi7x3I4J40nT2LU6A/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Seorang wanita muda telah ter'bersalin' di dalam<br />
sebuah lif. Dier pun malu macam nak giler dan tak mahu<br />
kuar dari lif itu. Pihak pengurusan bangunan pun<br />
memanggil polis, bomba dan psychologist untuk pujuk<br />
dier keluar. Psychologist tu pun cakap ler, “Cik...<br />
keluar lah... aper nak dimalukan... perkara biase jer<br />
nih.” Wanita muda yang terbersalin itu pun menjawab,<br />
“Tak mau, tak mau, saya malu.” Psychologist itu<br />
menambah, “Alah cik... tahun lepas saya ader 1 kes<br />
lagi teruk... pompuan tu beranak dalam longkang!!”<br />
Mendengarkan kata-kata Psychologist tu jer, wanita<br />
muda tu terus meraung bagai nak giler lalu berkata,<br />
“Yang tu pun saya gak, uhwaaa..!!!”</span></div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-32470715067107175752011-03-15T07:07:00.000-07:002011-03-15T07:07:32.305-07:00Rahsia Isteri Tidur<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0u9wb_wp5bt47FJvWao29f9b1fHAaDa-X2TrNcDjTmt5Kj1FAdA0CCNUXQxxkECYVvVBhtdddREUuHNpEPGr2V5Q9WJ6qAeJbiy-6Uxl44QgmVfRkeDFtM9GrH82x8Cz-Ziu62Gq1QUQ/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg0u9wb_wp5bt47FJvWao29f9b1fHAaDa-X2TrNcDjTmt5Kj1FAdA0CCNUXQxxkECYVvVBhtdddREUuHNpEPGr2V5Q9WJ6qAeJbiy-6Uxl44QgmVfRkeDFtM9GrH82x8Cz-Ziu62Gq1QUQ/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Ada seorang nelayan yang selalu dapat banyak ikan bila<br />
dia ke laut...so crew TV3 interview dia untuk rahsia<br />
dia tangkap ikan.<br />
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Crew TV3 : “Apa rahsia pakcik tangkap ikan?”</span></div><a name='more'></a><br />
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Nelayan : “Pakcik tenguk cara isteri Pakcik tidur bila<br />
pakcik bangun pagi. Kalau dia mengereng ke kiri,<br />
pakcik tebar jala kiri. Kalau dia mengereng ke kanan<br />
pakcik tebar ke kanan.”<br />
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CrewTV3 : “Kalau isteri pakcik tidur terlentang?”<br />
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Nelayan : “Rezeki depan mata, pakcik tak turun kelaut<br />
pagi tu...”<br />
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CrewTV3 : “Oooooooooooo.......”Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-7601006575178063332011-03-15T07:03:00.000-07:002011-03-15T07:03:48.694-07:00Anak Pertama<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiLwVugmWyNsw8371nUfrFOvPuQvplqNSPrL-0lyFSrMXpokJlZemkQdBhzEWKCGFenEBeP6NAFOBuskjz0C5kJRzSh0goYZJzWKqI7tfd3CrlI84hstJLw9arGuX7oA4y0V0d2NkkwMY/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiLwVugmWyNsw8371nUfrFOvPuQvplqNSPrL-0lyFSrMXpokJlZemkQdBhzEWKCGFenEBeP6NAFOBuskjz0C5kJRzSh0goYZJzWKqI7tfd3CrlI84hstJLw9arGuX7oA4y0V0d2NkkwMY/s1600/cerita+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><br />
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<div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;">Seorang lelaki menalipon hospital untuk memberitahu</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">yang isterinya nak bersalin. Dan jururawat hospital</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">menjawab talipon lelaki tersebut.<a name='more'></a></div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Lelaki : “Hello... tolong saya sebab isteri saya nak</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">bersalin!”</div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Jururawat : “Sila bertenang... ini anaknya yang</div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">pertama ke?”</div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Lelaki : “Apa la punya bangang... ni laki dia la!”</div></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><br />
</span></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: blue; font-family: Verdana, Tahoma, Arial, Calibri, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px;"><div style="text-align: center;">Jururawat : “Erkkk...”</div></span>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-74422821263384544222011-03-10T22:55:00.000-08:002011-03-10T22:55:36.364-08:00Kepala Nike<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfabIxyUcCotgFrLuxriyHvZvIyRlXeZLoeR7PaOz10313N5umdKmLf4JpC_oZWrTuSipYamnRqNPhjFd8FLiqGe2YLhBARHu9pA037vRX8ZR80fex-LKMSNrscLqJL2zYmPXU0n93HnY/s1600/pic+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhfabIxyUcCotgFrLuxriyHvZvIyRlXeZLoeR7PaOz10313N5umdKmLf4JpC_oZWrTuSipYamnRqNPhjFd8FLiqGe2YLhBARHu9pA037vRX8ZR80fex-LKMSNrscLqJL2zYmPXU0n93HnY/s1600/pic+lucu.png" /></a></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">KEPALA NIKE.</div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"></div><a name='more'></a><br />
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</div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-55634837036324701292011-02-20T08:16:00.001-08:002011-03-07T08:40:43.043-08:003 Sahabat<div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOPjY5GIsb9fOsGGgNBKCXAhoP24jUlfosOsosyjXK172HFJjXWfk_OP5riKxzz_Myk_kcL97wlvKnSPRsaj-besZv2mFU3MV7I3FOB066dAIYzLbKjFI1N154x1MKMUvotyibxCKIIw8/s1600/pic+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgOPjY5GIsb9fOsGGgNBKCXAhoP24jUlfosOsosyjXK172HFJjXWfk_OP5riKxzz_Myk_kcL97wlvKnSPRsaj-besZv2mFU3MV7I3FOB066dAIYzLbKjFI1N154x1MKMUvotyibxCKIIw8/s1600/pic+lucu.png" style="cursor: move;" /></a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Gila,Gaduh dan Otak adalah 3 sahabat baik. Ke mana sahaja pasti bertiga. Suatu hari mereka bertiga pergi ke Taman Hiburan di bandar.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Ketika sedang berjalan2 di taman tersebut, salah seorang dr mereka telah hilang iaitu Gaduh.Otak dan Gila mula cemas memikirkan nasib</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">sahabat mereka itu. Mereka berdua mengambil keputusan untuk ke balai polis berdekatan untuk membuat laporan.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Setibanya di balai polis, Gila menyuruh Otak untuk menunggu di luar sedang dia yg masuk ke balai untuk membuat laporan.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Polis : Ye encik,boleh saya bantu..?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Gila : Saya datang nk buat laporan..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Polis : Berkenaan ape tu encik..??</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Gila : Saya nak cari Gaduh..</span></div><a name='more'></a><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Polis : Encik..Ni balai polis, jangan bergurau..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Gila : Siapa yang bergurau, saya memang nk cari Gaduh..!</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Polis tersebut dah mula marah..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Polis : Encik ni gila ke..??</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"> </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Gila : Macam ne awak tau name saya..??</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Polis : Bila masa saya sebut nama encik..??</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Gila : Tadi tu, saya memang Gila..</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Polis : Encik jangan main-main kat sini.. Ni balai polis..!! Mana otak encik..?</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Gila : Otak?? Ade kat luar...</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Polis : @$%#&..!!</span></div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-24146693562435309932011-02-20T08:14:00.000-08:002011-02-20T08:14:31.909-08:00Karangan terpendek dunia<div style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 30px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; text-indent: 2em; word-wrap: break-word;"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwEpndja-OF6ccDFnjJxR1NNYFbIyqSjJzOrYn48G1t1MqDTu9yZxw52zF1dd7SUiM1zEjCKA0k3tHAdgNtU8OSOolamLjeDYloR_5UI-QmYcA2oVQgoPkUfQn4WcqPKg23Swh-6S9t-Q/s1600/pic+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhwEpndja-OF6ccDFnjJxR1NNYFbIyqSjJzOrYn48G1t1MqDTu9yZxw52zF1dd7SUiM1zEjCKA0k3tHAdgNtU8OSOolamLjeDYloR_5UI-QmYcA2oVQgoPkUfQn4WcqPKg23Swh-6S9t-Q/s1600/pic+lucu.png" style="cursor: move;" /></a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
</div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Seorang budak berusia 16 tahun dari New Hampshire memenangi biasiswa melanjut pelajaran ke Universiti Harvard setelah menang pertandingan membuat karangan esei terpendek di dunia. </div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span></div></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 30px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; text-indent: 2em; word-wrap: break-word;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">soalan karangan ialah macam ini:</div></div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span></div></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 30px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; text-indent: 2em; word-wrap: break-word;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Write a concise essay with reference to all the following elements</div></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">1.Religion</div></div></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 30px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; text-indent: 2em; word-wrap: break-word;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">2.Royalty</div></div></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 30px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; text-indent: 2em; word-wrap: break-word;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">3.Sex</div></div></div><div style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 30px; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; padding-bottom: 0px; padding-left: 0px; padding-right: 0px; padding-top: 0px; text-align: left; text-indent: 2em; word-wrap: break-word;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">4.Mystery</div></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><br />
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</span></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Jadi budak ni pun buat le satu karangan begini:</span></div></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"></div><a name='more'></a><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"></span></div><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; font-size: 14px;"><br />
</span></span></div></div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">“My God,” said the Queen. “I’m pregnant. I wonder who the father is.”</div></div></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><div style="text-align: left;"><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;">Hehehe keempat2 elemen tu dah masuk kan..</div></div></span>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-5050459767592733302011-02-17T06:40:00.000-08:002011-02-17T06:40:08.524-08:00Suami Yang Kedekut<div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj60EQcYk0HhO3l_Bk_G8Lb9gh0ZDw2o-VVIh14_DYw1ENT3geaaWy3dIIs7zgZ6rmq6fCjSFDHqXMX2fDO74LTG9LacKm3Wolrgscfw7ir7412xKr5D-oh4hSrO9dZrffVDLtp9TS_NxI/s1600/pic+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj60EQcYk0HhO3l_Bk_G8Lb9gh0ZDw2o-VVIh14_DYw1ENT3geaaWy3dIIs7zgZ6rmq6fCjSFDHqXMX2fDO74LTG9LacKm3Wolrgscfw7ir7412xKr5D-oh4hSrO9dZrffVDLtp9TS_NxI/s1600/pic+lucu.png" style="cursor: move;" /></a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Sepasang suami isteri, dah lama kahwin. Si suami teramat lah kedekut, bukan setakat taik idung masin, taik mata pun masin gak. Salah satu xtvt tahunan mereka ialah mengunjungi satu pameran udara.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Tahun pertama, si isteri nak sangat naik sebuah pesawat ringan. Pergilah mereka berjumpa dengan pilot pesawat tu. "Encik, berapa saya kena bayar untuk menaiki pesawat ni?" tanya si suami</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">"Tak mahal encik, cuma RM50 untuk satu pusingan" jawab pilot tu.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">"Uuiishh. .mahalnya, tak jadi la saya nak naik" jawab si suami lalu menarik tangan isterinya berlalu dari situ. "Baiklah, kalau bayarannya kurang dr RM30, kita naiklah" kata suami yang membuatkan si isteri menarik muka masam krn dia tahu bayarannya pasti akan meningkat lagi tahun ni.</span></div><a name='more'></a><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Mereka menuju ke pesawat yang sama cam tahun lepas dan jumpa ngan pilot yang sama</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">juga. Seperti yang dijangkakan, bayaranya dah jadi RM100. Segeralah si suami menarik tangan isterinya berlalu dr situ. Si pilot td yang kesiankan si isteri yang saban tahun mengimpikan untuk menaiki pesawat tu memanggil mereka semula.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">"Encik, berapa yang encik sanggup bayar?" "Aku cuma nak bayar bawah RM30 jer" jawab si suami.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Setelah berfikir seketika, berkatalah si pilot tadi "Baiklah, Encik boleh naik pesawat tu dengan bayaran RM20 sahaja tapi dgn satu syarat"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Gembiralah si suami tadi, RM20 ajer "tapi apa syaratnya"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">"semasa di udara, encik dan isteri encik tak boleh mengeluarkan satu suara pun. Kalau bersuara juga, saya akan kenakan bayaran RM10 bagi setiap perkataan yang keluar dari mulut encik atau isteri encik" jawab pilot td sambil tersenyum.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">"Baiklah saya setuju" jawab si suami dengan yakin bolehnya.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Maka, naiklah mereka akan pesawat tu. Pilot tadi pun ada niat lain sebenarnya. Dia nak ajar si suami yang kedekut tadi. Dia pun buat lah aksi2 acrobatik yang diakui membahaya. Macam2 aksi dia buat, tapi hairan gak dia sbb suami isteri yang duduk kat belakang dia</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">tak menjerit pun.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Dia cuba lagi buat aksi2 yang merbahaya, berpusing2 pesawat tu, tapi still senyap gak. Setelah muslihat dia tak berjaya, pilot tu pun mendaratkan lah pesawat dia. Rasa rugi pulak sbb cuma boleh dpt RM20 ajer.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Bila dah mendarat, cuma si suami yang turun dari pesawat tu. "Ehh? mana isteri encik?" tanya pilot tu terkejut.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">"Dia dah jatuh masa kau pusing2 pesawat tadi"</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">"Hahh apasal tak cakap" "Kalau aku cakap nanti kena tambah bayaran lak" jwb si suami sambil menghulurkan RM20 kepada pilot td dan terus berlalu...</span></div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-52974740637901974762011-02-16T23:04:00.001-08:002011-02-16T23:04:46.882-08:00Esok baru cabut...<div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVRTfzTgzEYfbT7pcNF9BHFStTurWn1v0Ge9xscvfetzIH0XR73lKxBM1v-wEUMrCgyg1bDHTLp_Y39n4VG2N4AqWKFijUFNyx_lnIKv8wTFANpswYUgAn7a_FZxIZQUYtdBp7JAgsYK8/s1600/pic+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhVRTfzTgzEYfbT7pcNF9BHFStTurWn1v0Ge9xscvfetzIH0XR73lKxBM1v-wEUMrCgyg1bDHTLp_Y39n4VG2N4AqWKFijUFNyx_lnIKv8wTFANpswYUgAn7a_FZxIZQUYtdBp7JAgsYK8/s1600/pic+lucu.png" style="cursor: move;" /></a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Ada sepasang pengantin baru berada di kamar pengantin, di malam pertama. Pada tengah malam itu, tiba-tiba isterinya mengerang, “Adoi.. Sakitnya bang… ! Macam mana ni bang..?”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Suaminya lantas menenangkan isterinya, “Jangan nangis Sayang.. Nanti emak ayah dengar.. Mereka mungkin belum tidur lagi tu..” Kebetulan bilik mertua hanya bersebelahan kamar tidur pengantin.</span></div><a name='more'></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Tapi kerana tidak dapat menahan sakit, isterinya tambah kuat mengerang. Mahu tidak mahu, si suami pun berkata, kali ini kuat sedikit suaranya: “Sabar Sayang! Tahan saja.. Esok baru cabut.”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Sejak dari tadi bapa mertua lelaki masih belum tidur. Dia memang terdengar anak perempuannya mengerang, tadi dia tidak peduli, biasalah malam pengantin, fikirnya. Tapi kali ini dia sudah hilang sabar. Dia bangun, pergi ke bilik sebelah lantas menendang pintu kamar pengantin.</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Dengan rasa geram bapa mertua berteriak: “Ni apa kena ni? Tak faham ke? Anak aku boleh mati kalau besok baru kau nak cabut! CABUT SEKARANG JUGA!”</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Terkejut besarlah kedua pengantin tu. Sambil tersipu-sipu pengantin perempuan pun berkata kepada ayahnya: “Abah, takkan sakit gigi pun boleh mati.. Lagipun manalah ada Klinik Gigi yang buka 24 jam?”.</span><br />
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</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif" style="cursor: move;" /><img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif" style="cursor: move;" /><img src="http://us.i1.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/i/mesg/emoticons7/5.gif" style="cursor: move;" /></div>Orang Kampunghttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15638258045669472531noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1015781543677786819.post-5380473967034755222011-02-16T22:17:00.000-08:002011-02-16T22:17:12.053-08:00Mimpi Seorang Isteri<div class="separator" style="clear: both; margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM0ryVCl6UQPxJVnZuIb6rKB8uXFyMo2-HVFxVJ9b_ZrhhNfCBvzoJffeyAifOpgnjHjFh4IOT_7RAU7b2SoRYpJHLh1BK1dOWoqgbBa1XmBLRTDO7sondLmn7ouTM0LVjY_pYvvOxYMA/s1600/pic+lucu.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiM0ryVCl6UQPxJVnZuIb6rKB8uXFyMo2-HVFxVJ9b_ZrhhNfCBvzoJffeyAifOpgnjHjFh4IOT_7RAU7b2SoRYpJHLh1BK1dOWoqgbBa1XmBLRTDO7sondLmn7ouTM0LVjY_pYvvOxYMA/s1600/pic+lucu.png" style="cursor: move;" /></a></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br />
</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Pada suatu pagi ketika bangun dari tidur, seorang isteri berkata pada suaminya, "Tadi malam Ayang bermimpi Abang menghadiahkan Ayang set barang kemas berlian di hari Valentine ini. Apa pendapat Abang mengenai mimpi Ayang?".</span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">"Ayang pasti akan mengetahuinya malam ini jugak" jawab suaminya sambil membisik manja. Malam itu si suami memberikan kepada isterinya sebuah bungkusan hadiah.</span></div><a name='more'></a><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br style="line-height: normal; word-wrap: break-word;" /></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;">Dengan hati berdebar-debar penuh rasa seksaited (sexually excited) si isteri tersebut membuka bungkusan hadiah itu perlahan lahan dan isi bungkusan hadiah tersebut adalah sebuah buku yang berjudul: "Jenis-jenis Mimpi dan Maksudnya"...</span></div><div style="margin-bottom: 0px; margin-left: 0px; margin-right: 0px; margin-top: 0px;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="border-collapse: collapse; color: #31365f; font-family: Verdana, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; line-height: 22px;"><br />
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